Madrid, clearly, has a lot of problems at the moment.
Its players also clearly have no problem … uh … touching one another’s butts after goals, so maybe everything is going to be alright after all?
It’s not quite clear what Cristiano Ronaldo is doing in that photo, and television cameras don’t appear to have caught it from the right angle. But you can see Ronaldo with an up-to-no-good grin during the celebrations of Madrid’s third goal in a 4-1 win at Valencia:
Goooooooool del @realmadrid, goooooooool de @marcelom12, gran jugada en combinación que termina con el tercero del cuadro merengue #ValenciaRealMadrid pic.twitter.com/U9GwRCzfr5— beIN SPORTS Español (@ESbeINSPORTS) 27 January 2018

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